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CaptainDestructo

Captain Destructo
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Captain Destructo has run out of rocket fuel in a strange star system, some way from Earth.  He lands on a bizarre planet, in search of the raw elements he can use to create a functional fuel he can use to leave the system, when he stumbles upon DeviantArt.  "Hmmmm," he muses, "What is this...."DeviantArt"?  Is it some new kind of drug?  Does it enhance your Intelligence and Stamina levels?  And can you eat it?  Why do all art supplies look delicious?"  Of course, he knows that that last inquiry is irrelivant, but really, why is that???  And why are they really inedible?  Why does impasto look like frosting?  And, honestly, where the hell am
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